I’m in the middle of writing a proper post about Slough. And enjoyng the post-Christmas lull. But in the meantime, I’ve been getting some very interesting information from wordpress about the search engine terms people use to find this blog. Yesterday for instance, the following enquiries were made:
| am i middle class quiz | 2 |
| stockists of cath kidston in southwold | 1 |
| middle class holiday destinations | 1 |
| gail’s crouch end | 1 |
| its-titty time feels | 1 |
| how do i throw out old furniture in shoreditch, london |
The number of middle class shopping questions suggests I’m doing something right. But I can’t help worrying about the person looking for “its-titty time feels”.
Naturally, I plugged “its-titty time feels” straight into google. Even more surprising than the fact that this site came out first in the listings (out of a mighty 61,700,000 results) was the photograph at the top of the next entry:
The third listing gave the lyrics to a song called Tit-For-Tat. The fourth listing was: Microeconomics: Principles and Policy – Google Books Result .
I’m sure by this stage no one needs reminding that the internet is a strange place. Even so…
UPDATE
14 February 2011 – “london trustafarian twats”
13 January 2011 -” x rated knitting supplies”
14 January 2011 – “biby wood sex”
I got a lot of hits on mine from the search term “fat thonged girls”. Maybe I should bump up the visitor stats with a serious post about Michael Gove that just happens to include the words schoolgirl and discipline.
Why Slough? As far as I could tell, there are no middle class people in Slough – they live in Windsor and Datchett.
I chose Slough because it came top of that Middle Britain survey it came top of and in an attempt to address the valid criticism that this site only really talks about a pretty narrow section of the middle classes… And also because of the hilarious thing about Windsor trying to get rid of its postcode.
I hope that as a result of your comment I get a fat thonged girls link soon too. Meanwhile, today someone has arrived by hunting for “Lewes ley lines”.
Update. Some poor soul got here searching for: “when he is posher than you”