These must be organic dark chocolate containing at least 97% cocoa solids. They are for you. Easter eggs are not to be fed to children under any circumstances. Children’s eggs are filled with evil sugar, produced by evil brands, and ever so slightly vulgar. As is well known, allowing the kiddies too much fun and chocolate is bad for the moral fibre of your household – not least because it causes you to have to lie when you are discussing your children’s diet with your neighbours. Besides, the little cherubs will prefer the wooden eggs you have painted for them and thoroughly enjoy reflecting on the ills of materialism and the kinds of shiny baubles that so distract other children. Sure they will…
(Chipping Norton Part 2 will be along soon…)
